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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:11
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
China consumer prices slump again, deepening deflation worries as demand stays weak - CNBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Minds and Behinds
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Just Forget it!
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Everyone loved it.
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives